Priceless

I used to dread for freedom when I was a kid.

Happiness used to be taking out money from my wallet and passing it to the uncle for exchange of nasi lemak and rubbing watermelon rind against my face in the toilet because my mum told me it was good for my skin while my friends laughed. Well, that was all in Sri Utama. Where I met Jonathan Long who saw my wee-wee and some other turtle friends.

Things took its toll while I was in Sri Tebrau. Well, not much really. I hated going home after school so much so that my friend and I found a day care centre and got ourselves enrolled in. That's another chapter altogether.

Traveling was then part of a routine. I'd travel around Tmn Sentosa and Tmn Sri Tebrau on a public bus to explore my world which was well, 3 tamans big. Somehow I was really happy back then. All sorts of things amazed me. The long gearstick, the way the bus turns and the fact that I'm on a public bus and my friends were on a school bus. After a long day, I'd go home and dream of driving a bus. Quite a young explorer eh.

and secondary school?

my legs got lazy.


and girls turned attractive.
who can still be bothered with buses then?

even my underwear changed for Pete's sake.

Exam the Stinks

Now all that I am thinking of is to press a bell repeatedly. Nothing else, just a bell and me, turning in circles.

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Gas, Man and Big Bird

Today as I was pumping gas at Mobil, a nice Singaporean bloke walked to me and offered a pail of water just in any case I need it to wash off excessive fuel. I must say, a simple good deed like that makes my day.

Big bird looks awfully weird.
At least he taught me alphabets which I still suck at when it comes to dictionary flipping and numbers, well.. never mind.

Shitmon on the move

I was never good at snake all these while. During the time when Nokia bitched around and got the world hooked up with mobile games, my asshat friends with their god given skillz would come up to me and say,

'Oii.. check out my highest score man..'

Like really, I just killed your digimon with numemon (double flying poo with cheat). I rather stick with digimon which made fat boys cool. Besides, flying poo hasn't been that cute. Remember Miss smarty pants in primary school? Indirect double flying poo hit. Sweet.

Ngehh.

YEAHHH ... !


Talk about that!
I guess I was a lonely kid.
WAHAHHAHA.
nah.

Snake on a building.
awesome stuff.

SNAKE Game in the Student House - Funny video clips are a click away

Perfect Google Ad

See the similarities?

Hey! Google Ad has hopped on to the bandwagon of hypnotism.

Watch the video to waste 36 seconds of your life.

Morning Well Entertained

It's always good to have a garden. Early this morning my sister spotted 2 dragonflies mating before leaving for work (she's rather alert when it comes to flying dragonfly sex. lol). Besides, my half brained dog got humped yesterday. Twice, or more. I wonder what's heading here tomorrow.

Anyway, here are some shots taken with Sony Ericsson k800i;

A thing of beauty isn't it?
lol.

Iron Man After Credits

*Spoiler Alert*

For the benefits of those who missed the extra credits of Iron Man, it's embedded below. Iron Man meets Nick Fury from S.H.I.E.L.D. Should we be expecting War Machine? Chances are.. Well, I'm not sure but there are many more armors in the comic. We'll just wait and see.

Mahathir the Blogger.

eh! Guess who started blogging?

Dr. Mahathir !

Anyway, I won't be blogging for a month or so due to exams. I'll be back.